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61.
A football club from London (Chelsea) England. The actual name of the club is Chelsea Football Club (CFC) and the nickname is the "pensioners" or "The Blues"

As of 2005 Chelsea easily dominate almost every club in English football and Chelsea are in the top 10 clubs in the world.

The club despite its huge success also suffers from a great deal of negative press. This is a reflection of the pettiness that is commonly associated with the British people in general. It is of course a slight to the highly educated individuals from the island but a very common reality all the same. The first person who posted about Chelsea is proof of that.

The entire negative atmoshpere surrounding the club is born of jealsouy due to a rich Russia businessman buying the club and then spending a great deal of money on the club. The fact that such a positve thing could happen to an English business (CFC), along with all the benefits to the various English leagues, and the people of Britain and the British media could still react with such venom makes a very clear statement about those people not Chelsea football club.

All the same, the enthocentric behavior of the British people has caused several uncomfortable situations for the club. Much of this can be traced back to the fact that the media and the English FA are heavily invested in stocks in the historically powerful clubs in England. Normally, these investors would simply move their stocks over to the "new" powerhouse club but in this instance Chelsea is a privately owned club so the investors in positions of power have reacted by trying to set Chelsea up. Most of these attempts have failed and Chelsea have come out winners anyway.

This in part is due to the fact that core of players for Chelsea are British and were completely prepared for the juvenille reaction from the masses and also partially because the backroom staff were well aware of how the British people are so like sheep they will follow whatever the media states.

Example: The average British person believes that the United States has the highest instance of obesity despite the fact the BMA has publicly stated that Britian actually has the hightest rate of obesity and there has even been commericals released over the fact.

Result, the media makes something up to sell copy and the masses in Britain regurgitate it like parrots despite it being untrue.

Fact: the people of Britian are more obese than the people of the United States.
Chelsea beat Liverpool at Annfield,again - yet it never gets old watching the media darlings get stomped on.
by claymuir October 03, 2005
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the most AMAZING people you will ever find are Chelseas.
chicken flavored&lemon scented. DELICIOUSLY good looking.
girl: Damn, i wish i was a Chelsea.
boy: *looks her up&down* yeah, me too. :
by ChelseaEffBaby February 11, 2008
3508 1988
 
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Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions without you realizing it. Be careful never to walk into the home of a Chelsea before announcing yourself, for she may be naked. Overall, Chelsea is a pleasure to be around, a treat to look at, and always smells nice. Don't mess with her though... she will kill you.
(friend walks up to Chelsea's house and opens the door)
Friend: "Oh, my God! Chelsea, you're naked!"
Chelsea: "Want a cookie?"
by Brando0932 January 23, 2009
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The best friend anyone in the world could have. Probably the most hillarious person you will ever come across. A girl that puts everyone in front of herself and never expects anything in return.
Loyal
Always up to date on the latest celeb gossip and fashion
Loves anything to do with weddings
I wish I had a friend like a chelsea.
by Ju Ju B May 21, 2008
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A girl everyone is amazed by! she has amazing eyes...and is all around Awesome! She is loved by all!
omg i love Chelsea!
by joshuaaaaaaaaa August 29, 2008
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A truly unique girl who loves movies and hanging out with friends. She is fun to hang out with and always worth a few laughs. She tends to be very intense and does not like change.she loves to pinch people and bite people and.s she's a lover not a fighter only when she needs to be will she be a bitch. shes fun to be around and she is supper crazzyy! and of course shes super SmexyyySA-WEET
iloveyouchelsea!
by shelby mclaughlin September 14, 2008
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Chelsea's are beautiful, mythical, goddess-like creatures. They love to eat but somehow tend to never gain weight. They're also super sweet, friendly (and many times lazy), and hate to be mean; but if you rub them the wrong way, they will show a completely different side of them no one likes to witness or even hear about (especially if family gets brought up). Chelsea's have amazing eyes and hair and have powers of seduction, drawing everyone to them naturally. They are also probably the best you will ever experience in bed. They love intimate, steamy sex; but they love it rough and wild too. They're pretty much obsessed with sex but won't tell anyone that because it's not very "lady-like" in order to keep a good reputation. Overall Chelsea's are beautiful, fun-loving sweethearts who enjoy having lots of sex.
"Chelsea's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets"
"That girl is so damn sexy and I can't stop staring into her eyes....she must be a Chelsea"
"I would so such naughty things to Chelsea"
"I wish I could ever be lucky enough to fuck Chelsea"
"That was the sweetest girl ever, was her name Chelsea?"
"Chelsea, get your lazy ass out of bed and stop eating all my food!!!"
by danny143 February 04, 2010
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Part of New York City where all the queens hang out. Fabulous.
I got beat up for my vintage prada handbag in Chelsea.
by K.a.t. January 16, 2006
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