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1.
fake cheese
****CAUTION****
STAY AWAY AND AVOID EATING
by Evil Omen June 21, 2003
 
2.
cheese
julian: I'm hungry. I want a dairy product.

tommy: have some CHEEZ!
by liz&asiaroflpotatoe July 31, 2009
 
3.
A man who speaks about things not relevant to conversations. Also lives in your local dorm room.
Alex - "Man, I am so tired."

Brett - "Me too."

Alex - "Popsicles."

Brett - "Come on, Cheez. That has nothing to do with what we were talking about."
by wonderbrett February 19, 2009
 
4.
Used to describe something enormosly korny or "cheezy" to the point that it makes you grosed out.
It was my friends seventeenth birthday, we went to the park and had a little picnic, it was such cheez!
by Lyolya April 28, 2004
 
5.
a drug that you snort made out of herion and tylenol pm
man... d-town be going hard on cheez.
by tony richardson April 22, 2007
 
6.
Money
yo, you got the cheez
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
 
7.
the stinking smegma that lives under the helmet of a unclean man
get that nob cheez away from me you stinking felch meister.
by grunty February 15, 2004