First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."
by mixiehat October 2, 2019
Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
by primetime1991 October 4, 2010
The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it
I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.
by Soreal4real October 24, 2015
When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 28, 2018
When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up
by Madjohnston June 28, 2017
by Mk91 March 8, 2020
by KingLing69 January 14, 2022