Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper

Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!

by BigDHeller2 June 8, 2018

Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.

Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.

by youthCulture January 22, 2018

Charmin

A slang term referring to a blunt, backwood, joint or any kind of rolled weed that is made with substandard or unpleasant weed.

It’s called a charmin because the weed is shitty and you’re putting ”shit” in a “paper”

Person 1: Damn these smalls are dogshit, got me rolling up charmins.

Person 2: Negawhat?

by SuperNigga33 October 14, 2023

soft as charmin

Dakota Hudgens

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.

by soft as charmin May 2, 2022