a badly told joke or piece of information, often resulting in a long bout of silence and disbelief at the badness of the joke.
oh guys, phil pulled a massive charlie last night, he was telling some joke and noone found it funny.
by Alex Leone September 05, 2007
a noun usually found at the end of a greeting in chicago slang.
What up Charlie? Whadown Charlie?
by southsiderida August 10, 2006
A gullible person. This is the term by which a con-man identifies his victims. The term is British in origin.
"See that guy? He looks like a right charlie."
by CleverShark May 18, 2006
Tearm for banknotes in England, generally southeast. 10 pound notes, origin Charles Darwin's picture on the back.
"Oi Steve, lets go get some charlie, i need some food."
by St Smidge February 20, 2006
Used mainly in England, London, meaning Cocaine.
Q.Do you want some oats and barley
A. Do you mean some charlie
by Tino tuci sputi ed iu maminu June 07, 2005
a duragatory term for a vietnamese person (especially a man) used by americans during the vietnam war.
"i once dated a girl whose father was a vietnam vet. do you know how scary that is? ...for me? he was all what's your name son. i was like charlie. i mean dat phan. fuck!" -stand-up comic Dat Phan

"it's kind of hard to find a vietnamese person named charlie." -robin williams, in the movie Good Morning Vietnam.
by 83 May 25, 2005
Someone that has a tiny penis, prone to massive over-compensation for this fact e.g. "mine's bigger" and "that's what she said" jokes; obsession with lads magazines i.e. Nuts.
Despite his "attitude" among guys he has a disorder when it comes to the ladies and a 0% success rate.
Example 1:
**charlie has spotted hot girl and approaches**
Charlie: "Would you suck my dick......... please?"

Example 2:
Tour guide:"and on your right is the biggest pillar in all of Rome"
Charlie:"mine's bigger! **smug face**"
by steelsoldier7 with 30k Gscore January 08, 2010

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