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a badly told joke or piece of information, often resulting in a long bout of silence and disbelief at the badness of the joke.
oh guys, phil pulled a massive charlie last night, he was telling some joke and noone found it funny.
by Alex Leone September 05, 2007
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A drug-abusing, woman-using, egotistical, mysogynist, porn-star-wanna-be, male-chauvinistic, boastful asshole of a guy who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else in the world. Attractive and charming at first, he cares about no one but himself and his wants and needs of the moment, and when that has been satisfied he moves on to the next victim-to-be. He hangs out with hookers and paid yes-men because any one in their right mind would not be around him otherwise.
I used to think you were a nice guy but then I realized you were a Charlie
by sweetgeorgiabrown April 10, 2011
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A synonym for weed to be used when parents/adults/non-smokers are around.

Similar words are:
Jimmy: Alcohol
Candy: Sex
Hey, are you going to hang out with Charlie today?
--My sister saw me with him, I have to keep our relationship on the dl.
by charliesbff August 29, 2010
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Hey can you lend me a Charlie?
by Packey April 01, 2016
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An amazing smoking hot guy who is extremely lovable and great in bed 😏
Have you seen that charlie

Yeah he's banging
by Tiaismanameflirtingismagame March 15, 2016
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Short for Charles Dickens - the word means "i'd love to put my dick-in her"

Dickins.
Dick-in(s).

get it? use it!
When your walking along the road with a fellow hombre, and see a fine looking girl.

You: "Whoa man, did you see that Charlie"
Hombre: "Yeah man I agree, I'd sure like to put a dick-in her too.
by rockinthefreeworld November 24, 2009
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One who makes excessive weird noises while thinking or explaining something.
Dude, Charlie, can you speak without the weird noises for once?
by zelie/chrissy April 10, 2010
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