"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Is This Your Chard Burger! It comes with swiss chard ... get it?"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018
chk chk chard is commonly known as crystal meth .. but has other meanings and can be used in EVERY sentence .. The word must be said wen completey fried for it to have any effect like i am now .. Chard is a about nothing its not actually based on the drug .. chard on boys
Person 1: Im kouta charded right know!
Person 2: (persons boys shakes ) chk chk chard
Person 3: CHARD HARD
Person 2: (persons boys shakes ) chk chk chard
Person 3: CHARD HARD
by CHARD 4 LIFE January 5, 2010
A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks
Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better
Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*
Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital
Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard
Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better
Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*
Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital
Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard
Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
by The Dirty Bunny September 7, 2021
The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.
Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.
Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.
Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"
"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."
"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."
"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019
by James rejenold January 2, 2022
dude I was setting fire to my farts yesterday and I got a nasty chard. luckily I had the aloe vera on call
by gladweenus February 13, 2019
Pronounced as “Cherd”. A term coined by an Israeli man, named BJ, who never wears a shirt or shoes. Used as a general term for whatever the hell you want, as long as it sounds cool.
by Chard101 May 13, 2018