Charbonneau 

Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.

Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!

Charbonneau by Isabelle McBoogerballs June 2, 2010

Charbonnay 

When you mispell Chardonnay because the letters b and d look the same to you.

My Washington State driver's license has my name as Charbonnay instead of Chardonnay because I couldn't spell my own name correctly when I applied for my license.

Charbonnay by FlyAway July 18, 2011

charboner 

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.

Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.

charboner by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008

charbone

A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.

A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".

Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.

Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!

charbone by jackie kenefick September 13, 2012

Charbonnet

To have large amounts of physical strength and power.

To move this fallen tree we need something with alot of charbonnet.

Charbonnet by Jill HIlltop November 19, 2007

Brayden Charbonneau 

Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!

Person 1. *sniff*

Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!

Brayden Charbonneau by thig69 May 2, 2019

Chardonney 

The most beautiful, talented, and amazing person you will ever meet. She's shy but freaky and has a very bubbly personality. She walks with uncertainty but she loves to express her feelings with friends and in her journal. She will always care for you no matter what and will be there for anyone who needs a helping hand. Once you have one, don't let her go.

Chardonney is the love of everyone's dreams.

Chardonney by oof202 May 28, 2018