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I am chanking!
I would return to Edinburgh but it's fuckin' chanking!
by Coltrane May 23, 2005
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Chewing loudly with your mouth open. Usual offenders are people chewing gum, or those that have blocked sinuses who are unable to chew with their mouths closed. Name comes from the 'chanka-chanka-chanka' sound of someone doing this.
Just my luck to be stuck on a train full of people chanking loudly on their food.
by ChayD November 09, 2016
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Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...
"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"
by big_heads June 16, 2009
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food that is spat out
'im not eating that chanking'
by .heathen. October 30, 2006
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Vomiting or chundering and masturbating at the same time. Usually vomitting on to the sexual organ for lubracation
after seeing alice with no make-up tom had a brutal, sloppy chanking session
by Amy 'the Chonker' Palmer September 30, 2008
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