noun. Picture a dog sitting in a corner afraid to eat it's food. When the dog's owner puts the food closer to the dog, the dog barks one time and then runs into the other room. The Human version of this dog is called a "chans."
"Hey bob, you want to try a lick of my ice cream"

'No"(Bob Runs away)

"What a Fuckin' chans!"
by BiggestD October 20, 2008
Chan--

verb, channed or chan'd, chan·ing, noun

–verb (used with object)

1. 1. to mix in a confused mass; put or throw together without order: You've channed up all the cards.

2. to put together indiscriminately or confusedly (often fol. by up ).

3. to combine, unite, or join: to chan business and pleasure.

4. to add as an element or ingredient: chan some salt into the flour.

6. to crossbreed.

7. Informal--a mess or muddle; a chan-up.

–noun

1. a mixed or disordered heap or mass: a chan of paper clips, rubber bands, and string.

2. a confused mixture; medley.

3. a state of confusion or disorder.
Used exclusively in warehousing and retail operations:

Tom and Joe are working truck at Walgreen's. Joe tosses items from dental totes in with items from food totes. Tom returns. "Wow Joe, you sure channed this one up!"

Sam and Bob are working a seasonal aisle at WAL-MART. Bob begins to stock Christmas, Halloween, and Easter items together on the same shelf. Sam: "BOB! Quit channing seasonal!"

Assistant manager Jack is trying to find a spot for 200 cases of overstock water. He stacks them in an awesome pyramid right in front of the main entrance and customers cannot get in or out. Phil walks up with a sarcastic smile. "Nice chan, jack."
by sarg789 January 14, 2011
A shortened term for the words Chess LAN. This is a game of chess played over a LAN (two or more computers linked together)
Tim - "Hey man, whats plans 2nite?"

Andy - "Not alot bro, wanna play some Chan?"
by DufGal August 19, 2008
A Japanese honorific, when put at the end of a name when adressing someone, it means they are your friend, or equal.
Let's go to the movies, Sami-chan!! :-)
by Beccachu June 22, 2005
overly common Chinese last name.
That Chinese girls' last name is Chan.
by JessMejino November 01, 2008
This definition comes from the awesomeness of Jackie Chan, and his martial arts skill.

1. To overcome a problem using considerable skill in martial arts.

2. To defeat someone of thing by using unusual objects.

3. To demonstrate skill in martial arts
1. That small dude channed that huge guy unconscious!

2. Wow! He channed that guy with that chair!

3. He channed himself up onto the roof by running up the wall.
by Potatoguy February 14, 2007
Sound effect used to creat a sense of surprise. Onomatopyic word.
Jay:Tomarrow ill bring you the papers, the folder, and your momma in my balls.
-Sound effect: ¡¡¡¡¡¡CHAN!!!!!
Tom: Im gonna kill ya asshole
by Martin Chammah August 25, 2006

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