Jokela 

A verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck in the she form.

The term is commonly used in the midwest latino communites to note a distaste for a specific person, commonly a female.

-Jokela tool 10 o`clock

that girl is a Jokela hard and fast.

Jokela by patrushio September 4, 2009

jokela high school shooting

A shooting where Pekka-Eric Auvinen used a SIG sauer mosquito pistol to kill 8 people(5 male students and 1 female,the school nurse and principal) and injured 13 before shooting himself on November 7,2007

Ethan:bro always remember the lives lost in them he jokela high school shooting
Steve:yeah bro never forget

jokela high school shooting by gigagigachad699 June 9, 2024

jokemaster 

Herr Seifert

Herr Seifert is a Jokemaster

jokemaster by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.

Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-

Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.

Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.

Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joelah

A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.

Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah

Joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016

joelah

the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent

- Hey? They're a cute couple!
-- No way they're totally a JOELAH.

joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza June 10, 2016