Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.
by Ross Sargent June 3, 2006
joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?
by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020
A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.
by RockyGunner September 16, 2022
Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.
by Hershey400 May 17, 2009
by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009
A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.
All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!
by EDPathway October 8, 2013
by Tim0210 October 7, 2007