3 definitions by F. P. Sellers IV
joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?
by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020
1. Picture a Valley Girl. But she is from West Virginia. Has all sorts of male orbiters but chooses a sniveling weaselly guy as her fuckbuddy. Makes your average thot look like Mother Teresa.
2. LITERAL. A woman who has sexual relations with the son of her sibling(s)
2. LITERAL. A woman who has sexual relations with the son of her sibling(s)
1. Amy only sleeps with boys who help her do her homework or allow her to cheat off them when they're taking a test, she is such a Nephew Fucker!
2. That was wild the other night when Joey threw the water bottle, pointed at Daenerys and said "Shut your fucking face, Nephew Fucker! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your nephew all day long!". He made her cry. President Trump was so impressed he named Joey the new ambassador to the Republic of North Macedonia.
2. That was wild the other night when Joey threw the water bottle, pointed at Daenerys and said "Shut your fucking face, Nephew Fucker! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your nephew all day long!". He made her cry. President Trump was so impressed he named Joey the new ambassador to the Republic of North Macedonia.
by F. P. Sellers IV December 25, 2019
Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.
Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!
by F. P. Sellers IV November 15, 2020