Chairborne
Chairborne by nme619 May 24, 2016
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Chairborne corps
As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.
Chairborne corps by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021
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Chairborne Ranger
A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.
Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?
Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!
(Jimmy comes walking by)
Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!
Jimmy> Hey fuck off.
Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!
(Jimmy comes walking by)
Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!
Jimmy> Hey fuck off.
Chairborne Ranger by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008
Chairborne Ranger
Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.
Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!
Chairborne Ranger by Marine2012 January 4, 2009
Chairborne Ranger
1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS
Chairborne Ranger by R3dundantC January 14, 2008
101st Chairborne
Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.
Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.
Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.
101st Chairborne by Hann1bal January 24, 2010
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Chairbound
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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