A Beached Whale/whalrus whom weighs more than his phone number. other kids typically orbit him. He has a lack of reproductive organs. Chads normally deny being a beached.
by Dr.VonBoogy April 22, 2011
Chad, an a rare species of shemale of which they have no urges for actual people, just computers or xboxes. They sometimes experiment their urges with their electronics in ways indescribable. This species is also known to have sociopath issues. But mostly toward female wimminz. This could be the missing link that evolutionists have been looking for.
You: Chad, how much do you like Minecraft?
Chad: *jizzes*
You: Woah Chad... Umm bye.
Chad: MINNEEEECRAFFFTTT!!!!
by Bradllez April 14, 2011
A gay litte man with an unusually small penis , usually loves givin up the bum to men of a very mature age , note that all chads have very tiny penis
Man that chad tried bumming me in that pub
by davito23 August 24, 2011
a douchebag or prep usually plays Lacrosse and his rich and attends private schools. A name that pisses you off when you hear of hit and is often made fun of.
No one likes that douchebag.........Ya man what a Chad
by shigthatdig April 22, 2010
a vary stupid male that does not have a liking for females and should stop putting sharpies up his anus. no one in his friend group really likes him, hes kinda the outcast that every one makes fun of when hes not there.
girl: hey chad do you want to chill tonight i'll suck your dick.
chad: first, i have a short but fat penis and second i would rather stick sharpies up my ass then put penut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off.
by you know me in realy life June 22, 2010
-The name of all leading role men in Girly movies.
-A pretty boy.
-A bit queer.
-Tall and Blonde.
-Owns a hairdryer.
-Wears pink bowling shirts.
-knows what mascara is for.

Ends relationships with "its me,not you"
Josh: What a fucking Chad!
by Jalls1 May 24, 2006
A unit to measure time, approximately 20 solar years. A Chad is usually used as a time measurement inside comparisons or metaphors.

They have been married for, like, 2 and a half Chads!
by Chad Club February 10, 2009
its a country in africa, so when u see a african american you can say there is a 'chad'.
there were alot of chads today at the grocery store.
by phillyb95 May 04, 2009

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