Cell potato 

A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.

At the watercooler....

Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

Cell potato by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is also a famous song. The original cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018

Cellotato 

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.

Maya is such a Cellotato.

Cellotato by Cellotato November 19, 2018