A residence not surrounded by a moat is not a castle. A resident who doesn't have a crown is not a king, especially not a resident who pays rent every month. Being pretentious has to be nice, but at some point you know where you stand.
The closest thing to a castle some folks have been inside was the Biltmore Estate. People not wanting to rent an apartment or buy a house don't usually tour the place as a castle, and they wouldn't call it one. Still, castles are interesting places to think about, but basing an action off a pretend reality is not a good practice.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018
Fisting with an open palm, fingers curled in and upwards to resemble the prongs at the top of a rook chess piece.
by JoJoMonMon May 15, 2011
the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.
Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.
by benjohnson May 1, 2005
The state of being completely inebriated. The term 'castled' is a combination of the German word schloss which means castle and the term sloshed which means very drunk. Additionally, the term 'castled' is based loosely around the term housed for getting very drunk. When one gets castled they are a step up from getting housed as castles are larger than houses, implying that getting castled is drunker than getting housed.
Ace: Dude, what happenned last night? Did you tag that fugly chick??
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.
Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.
Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.
by Chase23 October 24, 2007
AKA White castle, heaven on earth. Home to stoners, drunks, and hungry people. They sell burgers by the 30 piece!
by DanS54321 May 22, 2005
Will castle. Wow. He is such an amazing boy. He is the funniest person you will ever meet. He’s so caring and nice but only if he likes you. He calls everyone a hacker because that’s just what he does. he also likes saying “gotcha bitch” in a weird tone but it makes us all laugh. He plays hockey and has the best smile i’ve ever seen. it’s so wise it goes to his eyes. He wears glasses that make him look EVEN BETTER. He’s just in all a great guy.
by i’m cooler than you February 27, 2019
Example of castle: That is such a castle.
Example of abandoned castle: Ew, that fat dude is such an abandoned castle
Example of abandoned castle: Ew, that fat dude is such an abandoned castle
by ilu May 29, 2006