Definitions by benjohnson

slummet 

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation

Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper

slummet by benjohnson September 10, 2005

cole me down on the panny sty 

one of the many stupid fucken phrases that is said by the legendary pootie tang.

Guy: now pootie tang there has been a lot of controversy about your movie "sine your pitty on the runny kine", what do u hav 2 say about this?"
Pootie: I'm a canapan... all the way down. cole me on the panny sty....
Guy: excuse me?????
Pootie: co... cole me on the panny sty
Guy: what the hell r u talkin about????
Pootie:...... cole me down on the panny sty...
Guy: ohhhhhhh cole me down on the panny sty!!!

cole me down on the panny sty by benjohnson May 10, 2005

yesty 

aussie way of sayin yesterday. if ur a tru aussie n u say yesterday instead of yesty, ur a poof.

Ben: tommo wot u do yesty mate
Stupid lebo: wot is yesty bro
Tommo n ben: ur a gay cunt

yesty by benjohnson May 6, 2005

dyw 

define your world. if you typed this in you must be fucken bored or juz a stupid cunt

Tommo: braz im guna go dyw
Ben: sik

dyw by benjohnson May 1, 2005

whats the go

this phrase is used to ask your mates wot there doin or wot yous r guna do.

(Ben n Jack knock on barts door)
(bart answers the door naked)
Bart: Whats the go guyz?

whats the go by benjohnson April 30, 2005

barth

Barth is the name we gave to our mate bart because his favourite bodyboarder is garth mcgregor. Bart always tries 2 do shit that garth does, so fucken thats y we gave him that name.

Tommo: look ben barth is doin shit from tension 7 again
Ben: fuck wen will he stop impersonatin garth mcgregor?

barth by benjohnson April 30, 2005

garth mcgregor 

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

garth mcgregor by benjohnson April 30, 2005