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Matthieu Carriere 

Commonly known as a strung out homosexual who feeds off the souls of the young. Very mediocre at life itself. Also does not like to pay taxes so he refused to get a job nor move out of his mothers basement. He suckles upon her teet for sustenance and refused to unlatch.
"Did you hear those screams from the basement?"
"yeah its Matthieu Carriere unlatching from him moms teet"

Baby raptor carrier 

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.
Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

dream carrier 

A person who is willingly living out the dream of another person who is unable to fulfil the given dream for any reason. They can either bring a dream into reality or finish what was already started. A dream carrier does NOT throw aside their own ambitions to fulfil those of others but instead uses them to increase their own personal drive to accomplish the goals that were set.
MLK Sr was an early figure in the American Civil Rights Movement. His son, MLK Jr became his dream carrier, and he finished what his father started.
dream carrier by akuwardmoments August 1, 2017

Kill the Carrier

"Kill the Carrier" is a childhood game of tag involving an object that is held by the "it" kid until he is tackled and forced to give it up.
Rules of play: The kid who has the ball (or stick, or balled up shirt, or whatever object is used) is "it" and therefore the "carrier". The rest of the kids chase the "it" kid down until they are tackled (usually in a dog pile fashion). They then toss the object away where the other kids gather around it and wait to see who has the guts to pick it up and start running. The game is usually played within an agreed to bounds, usually one persons yard. This prevents the game from becoming a foot race. There are no scores and no one "wins". It is a childhood game of bravado designed to blow off energy.
The old lady next door used to come outside and yell at us for playing kill the carrier in her yard.

This is the same game as smear the queer
Kill the Carrier by mechAngel June 10, 2010

NO CARRIER

The error message given by a modem when the telephone line carrier signal is lost. In the days of BBSs this was a frequent occurrence, often at the very moment someone was typing a sentence. Loss of signal would cause a string of garbage characters to be displayed to the recipient.
In later years this gave rise to an unending joke, depicting someone getting forcefully interrupted or otherwise cut off the internet, out of spite, in the middle of a particularly boring thought, irritating tirade, or some Famous Last Words.
"Backups? BACKUPS? We don' NEED no STEENKIN' BAC{`+#$%{`&+#{@$`%+NO CARRIER
NO CARRIER by The 2-Belo June 29, 2004

Bastard carrier 

Any "people carrier"-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.

Particularly defines the Citroen Xsara Picasso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.
The fat bastard and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the bastard carrier & headed off to Maccy D's to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.
Bastard carrier by antiseptic September 6, 2012