Carlito

The embodiment of someone who doesn’t give a fuckkk bout then kids!!!

Carlito is Not taking care of or neglecting his child or children.

by Donny north , from the 610 February 2, 2022

Carlitos

Some mid-aged man who is cool and has kids. He sounds like the dad that puts all his money in stocks and does some hardcore workouts.

“Hey bro my dad put some money into stocks and is working out.”

“Damn he sounds like a Carlitos”

by Parida September 1, 2021

carlito

the most finest handsome dude on planet. carlito might be mean at first but get to know him. he is like no other. if you mess with him or his love ones he's jumping.

her: where is this fine carlito boy

friend: on your mind

by lil M.C April 26, 2019

Carlitos

A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.

Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
Juan: That's THE Carlitos.

by Shahbizzlebazzle April 28, 2010

Carlitos

Several tiny Carlos'.

Man, those Carlitos are everywhere.

by jcmurillo91 August 4, 2014

Carlitoes

A gay fag who’s skin came back to the item shop also a pussy that should be burnt at the stake

Look at Carlitoes he’s so gay

by Carlitoes May 28, 2020

Cooli Carlito

Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.

Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.

by LaxativeReviews March 7, 2021