5 definitions by LaxativeReviews
An amateur crypto trader who acts like he knows a lot about cryptocurrencies and NFTs, but in reality, they don't know shit and only buy tokens listed on Coinbase.
Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.
Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.
Mani: Hey man, this crypto that's listed on CoinBase, it's going to the moon!
Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real
Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real
by LaxativeReviews August 30, 2021
by LaxativeReviews May 1, 2021
Max Biggaveli is the waviest rapper in the game, whose waviness is so high, you would consider him a Wave God or a Wave Master. French Montana's partner in crime, straight out of Harlem, NYC. Everyone been screaming Free Max B, but he's finally free! Sometimes you might catch him in NY riding the wave like he The Silver Surfer
by LaxativeReviews May 30, 2021
A wave god is term referred to somebody who has the highest levels of waviness to them originally coined in New York. The OG Wave God is none other than NY native; Max B, the originator of the term "wavy". Max B and French Montana both self-claimed themselves as "Wave Gods" in a joint released mixtape in 2016. Flow 187, another NY native also refers to himself as a Wave God. The reference of Wave God has also been taken internationally, by UK-based rapper, Cooli Carlito with his debut mixtape titled Wave God.
French Montana: "They hated on the wave, now they ride the wave"
Max B: "I need to remind these n*ggas who the real Wave God is"
Flow 187: "C'mon Max, you know I deserve the Wave God title too homie"
Cooli Carlito: "Fam, allow all this talk bruv, we can all be Wave Gods."
Max B: "I need to remind these n*ggas who the real Wave God is"
Flow 187: "C'mon Max, you know I deserve the Wave God title too homie"
Cooli Carlito: "Fam, allow all this talk bruv, we can all be Wave Gods."
by LaxativeReviews April 30, 2021
Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.
Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.
by LaxativeReviews March 7, 2021