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Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.

He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!

boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH

WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!

Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
by sirloin July 02, 2007
 
1.
Man of unparralled sexiness, hung like a donkey and a god in the sack. Can pull women in his sleep and is completely oblivious to his own sexiness and magnetic pull with women. Also very forgiving!
Wow, did you see that guy, he was beyond sexy!

Yeah he's a Carl for sure!
by Acorn010 September 11, 2008
 
2.
an all-around great guy, center of any social gathering, knows how to get on anyone's level and make a connection, compassionate, down to earth, intelligent, great lover, sexy, humble
"carl" is a guy that can't be ignored
by yourgirlinsc February 11, 2010
 
3.
Man with limited ambition but always seems to land on his feet.

Great sense of humour but has an overbearing personality.
Pretty handy in the sack but selfish as a lover.
Seems generally happy with life but is internally depressed at all times.
Never grows up but can hold a mature conversation.
loves life but hates people an their f**ked up ways

generally confused but manages to hide it really well
"Dude that Carl guy...he's a little funny eh? Don't think I could live with him though!"
by hotbadger February 03, 2010
 
4.
A Unique individual of great taste. A Master Chef, a lover of the Arts. Ma ny Carls have aquired enormous amounts of secretive wealth this has been achieved through stealth and intense planning.

Carl will appear to be a ordinary person, but beware carl's can plan the invasion of a country, they are masterminds at planning the downfall of their enemys.

They like roast beef and a sleep in
Carl Scmidt - Mechanic.. Former Luftwaffe pilot
by captain-carl February 06, 2010
 
5.
an endearing term for a friend or family member that does something extremely stupid or silly and instead of calling them other names, you call them Carl!
Brent: I just lit the wrong end of my cigg while driving and ran off the road into a pile of horse crap!
You: Good going Carl!
by Dolphins111 September 22, 2009
 
6.
To throw up violently or in an exceptionally awkward or hilarious manner. Similar to a "Ralph" but funnier. There is a fine line of separation between a Ralph and a Carl, but where you tend to feel better after you Ralph, you feel equally bad after you Carl.
Person 1 "Did you see what Johnny just did?"
Person 2 "No, what?"
Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."

by PatEw September 05, 2007
 
7.
A llama from FilmCow's videos "Llamas with Hats" and "Llamas with Hats 2" who tends to kill people and (in episode one) has a craving for hands.
Carllll. Why is there a dead human in our house?
by taconinja08 July 18, 2010