He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!
Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)
Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
Yeah he's a Carl for sure!
Great sense of humour but has an overbearing personality.
Pretty handy in the sack but selfish as a lover.
Seems generally happy with life but is internally depressed at all times.
Never grows up but can hold a mature conversation.
loves life but hates people an their f**ked up ways
generally confused but manages to hide it really well
Carl will appear to be a ordinary person, but beware carl's can plan the invasion of a country, they are masterminds at planning the downfall of their enemys.
They like roast beef and a sleep in
You: Good going Carl!
Person 2 "No, what?"
Person 1 "Well he was making weird sounds, sort of like a fart, but when I looked over he was Carling slowly all over the floor."