by A. King. April 1, 2005
that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.
common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday
person: thanks for that captain obvious
captain obvious: thats ok
person: you dense mother fucker
person: thanks for that captain obvious
captain obvious: thats ok
person: you dense mother fucker
by cottnsoft April 10, 2013
by NinjaCookies33 June 6, 2013
Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010
A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro August 11, 2015
CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:
fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life
CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.
by CaptObvious fan May 28, 2005
You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.
Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"
You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"
You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
by Ms. Jenkins June 10, 2007