MoDay

The day of the week formally known as Friday where which people travel to the class of mo and stuck various sayings on the wall

“I can’t wait for MoDay this weekend

MoDay by MattTortilla June 6, 2018

moday

1. (n)when you're at your boyfriend/girlfriend's house and you're making out (or anything else...) all day. A response when a nosy person asks you what you did. You respond "moday". It is the truth without going into too much detail for your boyfriend/girlfriend's liking.
2. (n)abbreviation for "make-out-day"

Guy1: What'd u do at her house, dude?
Guy2: Oh, nothing much. Just another moday.

moday by bbgunn June 14, 2006

diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Modafinil

The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.

Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.

Modafinil by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Modafinil

The most sought after cognitive enhancer ever. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert. And it lifts your mood a little. It's like coffee, but better. Modafinil is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer).

Dude 1: You got some Modafinil?! I need it!

Modafinil by HawaiianPunch1 April 14, 2020

Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.

'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'

Danny Monday by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012