Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

by MeAd November 3, 2003

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

by MeAd November 3, 2003

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 5, 2010