Capitalitis 

The condition brought about by the ravages of capitalism in someone's life, as it pertains to their creativity and their general pursuit of happiness. Basically, suffering from the need to earn a living in a way that does not fulfill their deeper purpose.

I wonder if John suffers from capitalitis? He can't make ends meet but he seems to have given up wanting to work for someone else at a dead end job.

Capitalitis by AngelEowyn February 11, 2023

Capitalutionism 

Refers to the three inevitable Evolutional stages of Capitalism. This process is categorised in to three consecutive levels or steps.

1- Economic Capitalism: All focus and activity is exclusively involved with matters of Finance and Industry.

2- Crony or Corrupt Capitalism: This refers to a process whereby Capitalism spills over in to politics and via various special interest or lobby groups it is able to influence government legislation and policies etc....

3- State Capitalism or Socialism: This refers to when Capitalism ultimately replaces the conventional national government or political state and essentially becomes the state or system of government.

Capitalutionism, is the progressional evolvement of Capitalism in the United states for the past two or three centuries. Whereby, Capitalism initially at its conception was a purely Economical system focusing exclusively on matters of finance and Industry. However over time it has evolved and has been transformed in to a major element with in American, politics.

Capitalutionism by Baron Neville January 1, 2014

welfare capitalists 

Basically every one in Washington. They give money to people who cannot work because they would rather sit at home. What they should do is use the money and use it to fix roads, thus creating jobs. They also could stop handing out money to the corporate America for doing nothing but hurting America by keeping all the money to themselves.

Washington is a bunch of Welfare Capitalists

welfare capitalists by nnggffdd June 29, 2011

Capitalistic weed 

Mass-produced weed. This means bammer weed, cultivated by ignorant drug cartels who only think about the money and don't know shit about cannabis cultivation (no seperation between females and male plants, unprefessional treatment and shitty environment, etc.).
Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).

People used to sell drugs for the sole purpose turning people on to psychedelia. Now everybody wants to earn as much as possible, and don't give a twat about the smokers' health, only about their profit and bullshit. Fucking capitalistic weed.

Capitalistic weed by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Capitolicism 

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.

Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

Capitolicism by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022

Alternating capitalosis 

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

Alternating capitalosis by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

fair weather capitalists 

Those bunch of socialist and communist types who are OK with CEO's receiving multi-million-dollar severance packages plus bonuses when times are good, but who whine, complain and carry on and on when tha same things go on during bad times.

We are being inudated with fair weather capitalists in a snit over this AIG bonuses affair!

fair weather capitalists by Milt Alwin April 10, 2009