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caphones
When someone has the balls to say things over the phone they would never say face to face. A combination of cajones and phone.
Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.
caphones by durtysoufcraka January 17, 2010
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Capoñy
coke-cophony
This phenomenon occurs when at least two people argue or discuss something intensively that they wouldn't even give a shit about if they weren't doing ... coke.
Please don't bother Natalie and David, they are literally having a coke-cophony in the kitchen and everyone has moved to another room.
coke-cophony by SFnative89 December 13, 2022
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