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Canola Oil

Canola Oil

A Genetically engineered oil made from rapeseed. It is the cheapest oil and is found in almost all processed foods. It is an oil that is used as a lubricant, fuel, soap and synthetic rubber base and as a illuminate for color pages in magazines. It is an industrial oil, not a food. It causes emphysema, respiratory distress, anemia, constipation, irritability, and blindness in animals and humans.

Rapeseed oil was the source of the chemical warfare agent mustard gas, which was banned after blistering the lungs and skins of hundred of thousands of soldiers and civilians during W.W.I. The Canadian government and industry paid our Federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) $50 million dollars to have canola oil placed on the (GRAS) List, Generally Recognized As Safe.
Whoever use canola oil ya soul will boil - JJ DOOM - GMO
Canola Oil by DreaMT March 5, 2013
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