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kick the cannism 

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.
I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019

Canniberous

The feeling of wanting or needing weed.
"Everytime i sit at home and play video games, i feel canniberous
Canniberous by Assassi'Nate April 12, 2005
Check that ho-ma out, it's like she thinks she's Candise or something.
Candise by Robyn Robotron June 20, 2008
Geodie way of saying "can not".
I cannie wait.
Cannie by Slitty wrists August 29, 2017

cannister 

An alternative word to "head", derived from the Football Factory
I'll head straight down the hospital,
~Everything alrite Fred?
Its me brother Terry, sum1's just done him round the cannister with a cricket bat
cannister by ricky May 13, 2005