A Canadian is a Canadian person that is unlike no other Canadian. In order to become a Canadian you must do the following: ride to work / school, drink maple syrup straight from the bottle, hold open doors for people in -40, say "eh", and arrived home to your pet polar bear and go to sleep in your igloo.
by Paperbro January 21, 2016
Remotely related to the human race. In reality, penguins that smoke weed to imply their connection to humanity. Very weak minded, as Canadia is not a real place and is in fact a figment of our imagination. It is the giant desolate landmass that penguins have been able to light up with rocks and wood.
Nigga have you seen that Canadian? - Real African
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American
Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American
Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian
by Jewish Mewtwo a.k.a. Moses December 5, 2008
by Iceeeeeland October 26, 2007
by Whydoesitmadder February 26, 2011
A person who unknowingly hates themselves for being a citizen of an inferior country. This self hate is brought on by a disease called iwishiwuzamericandis. Causes of this disease are unknown but have been linked to shitty cold weather, piss labeled as beer, failure to master one's "own" sport (Bruins?), lack of culture and awkward social cues. Experts say the only thing good coming from America's nerdy little redheaded stepbrother is high grade marijuana. It's speculated, though, that the US will be better at that in just a couple years. Side effects include trying to be American but in a very sissy way.
Canadian at Canadian bar:
Ooh, I hate those Americans, with their low taxes and awesome weather and theme parks and Miley Cyrus. I love maple syrup.
Mexican at Canadian bar: Are you kidding?
(mumbles) God shit twice and there was Canada.
Canadian at Canadian bar: What'd you say?
Mexican at Canadian bar: Oh, um. Gosh it's nice, here's to Canada.
Ooh, I hate those Americans, with their low taxes and awesome weather and theme parks and Miley Cyrus. I love maple syrup.
Mexican at Canadian bar: Are you kidding?
(mumbles) God shit twice and there was Canada.
Canadian at Canadian bar: What'd you say?
Mexican at Canadian bar: Oh, um. Gosh it's nice, here's to Canada.
by Swampdonkey97 June 28, 2011
by Doogie,theoneandonly February 4, 2011
A person from Canada. When asked to define being canadian, a canadian will tell you that they are NOT AMERICAN. Though, most other countries identify Canadians as being American Light or French. If a canadian is further prodded for a definition of Canadian beyond not American, most will ramble about snow, toques (and here they mean knit caps worn in winter), hockey amd maple syrup. Canadians lack cultural identity, and so when asked theirs they will list off the countries that their ancestors are from, even if their family has been in Canada for 200 years. A Canadian will usually only tell you that they are Canadian when asked their nationality, such as when travelling or for passport and census purposes.
Note that the above applies only to English Canadians. A French Canadian, be they Québécois, or French Canadian from any other province, is proud of their cultural identity, and their language.
Note that the above applies only to English Canadians. A French Canadian, be they Québécois, or French Canadian from any other province, is proud of their cultural identity, and their language.
English Canadian in France:
Canadian: I'm from Canada
Frenchman: Oh, so basically you are American?
Canadian: No, I'm English, Welsh, and Italian.
Canadian: I'm from Canada
Frenchman: Oh, so basically you are American?
Canadian: No, I'm English, Welsh, and Italian.
by HallstattCulture September 7, 2013