A person who unknowingly hates themselves for being a citizen of an inferior country. This self hate is brought on by a disease called iwishiwuzamericandis. Causes of this disease are unknown but have been linked to shitty cold weather, piss labeled as beer, failure to master one's "own" sport (Bruins
?), lack of culture and awkward
social cues. Experts say the only thing good coming from America's nerdy little redheaded stepbrother is high grade marijuana. It's speculated, though, that the US will be better at that in just a couple years. Side effects include trying to be American but in a very sissy way.
Canadian at Canadian bar:
Ooh, I hate those Americans, with their low taxes and awesome weather and theme parks and Miley Cyrus. I love maple syrup.
Mexican at Canadian bar: Are you kidding?
(mumbles) God shit twice and there was Canada
Canadian at Canadian bar: What'd you say?
Mexican at Canadian bar: Oh, um. Gosh it's nice, here's to Canada.