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Luke Campbelled 

(adj/verb/noun) One who has a very large penis and when has sexual introcouse with a woman the woman will be very hurt, very stretched out or even dead
Holden: i just luke campbelled the shit out of that bitch upstairs. She wont be able to walk for weeks.
Reid:The hoe had it comin

Afton Campbelled 

1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.

2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.

3. A perverted old white man.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."

Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.

Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
Afton Campbelled by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022

Campbelling 

when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.
Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling
Campbelling by Storm Shadow October 7, 2015

jamie campbell bower 

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.
Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

jamie campbell bower 

jamie campbell bower:

me and my homies love jamie 🫶

Campbellsport 

A small farm town in southeastern Wisconsin also referred to as “Campbelltucky” by locals known for its surplus of lifted trucks, underage drinking parties, and country hicks.
Is she wearing camo and cowboy boots? She must be from Campbellsport.
Campbellsport by Local Expert January 22, 2019