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Camp Kid 

(ALSO KNOWN AS: CAMPER)
One who is socially awkward/less then popular at school, but claims that at camp he is not only is he extremely cool, but gets an insane amount of action with hot girls and "3 quarters of a hand job."
guy:"hey sebo, who are you talking too?"
camp kid:"My hot camp friend in new york. we made out so many times."
guy:"whats her name?"
camp kid:"um ale- jes- Jillian"
guy:"alright.....camper"
camp kid:"what?"
guy:"what?"
Camp Kid by The Camper March 6, 2010
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kiddie concentration camp 

simply put, a daycare center for babies and toddlers. if taken a close look, very similar to the situation hideous hitler put his prisioners through. little children, kept behind bars, fed just enough to sustain life, kept from human involvement and interaction. sometimes even an evil "jailer, warden" is in control of the entire evil scene. allowing the children to eat, interact, ect only when it is convenient for her. children in kiddie concentration camps, often spend the day dreaming of their sweet mommies, and the yummy goodies that she has waiting for him when she arrives at five pm to pick him up.
charles said to charlotte, three cribs to the left of him, " so how long have you been in this kiddie concentration camp". three year old charlotte replied, can't you tell by looking, i have been doing hard time for three years. good luck getting outta here with the economy today.

Sending the kids to space camp

Last night, i was, “sending the kids to space camp” And now my arms wont bend.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026