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in the group of friends ... there will always be one that thinks a "sex on a stick" has to be ..... long haired greasy and fat ..... ( wouldnt be suprised if you could cook them in a deep fat frier.... without havin to add extra grease) longer nails than normal or any girl known to man. hangs penguins of a unwashed hat. smells jus as bad as his room which he could never leave cos hes sweats in sun light .... trust me ... this is dangerous.

and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!

A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"oh...how is Rosie?"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"he's a callum"
by WykeDykesbaby February 10, 2010
19 89
Callum is a Gaelic. : Disciple of Saint Columba. The name means of kings of Scotland.

The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires.

Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.

They always know just what to say to a women.

They are full of passion.

They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.

The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.

However, when taught properly a Callum can make for a great man servant.
by Cal's Queen February 03, 2010
971 408
A Guy who has such a way with words that some people believe almost anything he says.
"Oh, your a right Callum!"
by Cc!xx August 27, 2008
722 422
Callum is a hot, awesome, bootaful person. He's sooooo good on stage and he listens to all my problems and is such a champ and whoever goes out with him is so lucky.
Love you baby, Meez
Callum is wikid! :-)
by Meez July 09, 2004
1004 760
A dangerous individual that holds grudge's and is a tormentor of anyone they hate, slightly psychotic.
Callum's likely to hunt you down, tie you to a tree and beat you with a piece of 2x4.
by Shifter KK October 06, 2009
459 314
A man who does not realise what power he holds over women. Is often flitting between who he likes and who he loves. Someone who cannot be forgotten.
Why does he do that?" "Because he's callum."
by bad squishy June 27, 2010
340 199
the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)
god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!
by ashlii ambrosiia November 23, 2008
473 361
One of the most awesome people i know! Hes fit and hes a great mate. i dunno where i'd be without him. he is amazing and always there for you.
by Crazyfuck- penguin :P xx February 28, 2010
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