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in the group of friends ... there will always be one that thinks a "sex on a stick" has to be ..... long haired greasy and fat ..... ( wouldnt be suprised if you could cook them in a deep fat frier.... without havin to add extra grease) longer nails than normal or any girl known to man. hangs penguins of a unwashed hat. smells jus as bad as his room which he could never leave cos hes sweats in sun light .... trust me ... this is dangerous.

and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!

A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"oh...how is Rosie?"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
by WykeDykesbaby February 10, 2010
 
1.
Callum is a Gaelic. : Disciple of Saint Columba. The name means of kings of Scotland.

The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires.

Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.

They always know just what to say to a women.

They are full of passion.

They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.

The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.

However, when taught properly a Callum can make for a great man servant.
by Cal's Queen February 03, 2010
 
2.
A dangerous individual that holds grudge's and is a tormentor of anyone they hate, slightly psychotic.
Callum's likely to hunt you down, tie you to a tree and beat you with a piece of 2x4.
by Shifter KK October 06, 2009
 
3.
A man who does not realise what power he holds over women. Is often flitting between who he likes and who he loves. Someone who cannot be forgotten.
Why does he do that?" "Because he's callum."
by bad squishy June 27, 2010
 
4.
the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)
god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!
by ashlii ambrosiia November 23, 2008
 
5.
A truly madcore human being who prides himself on nothing more than waking up every morning and thinking, "Fuck, I'm, such a sick cunt".
Typically, this individual's mad skills are admired by his peers, who aspire to live in his shadow.
Guy#1: You seen that Callum?

Guy#2: Dude! Don't even say his name! We just call him 'God' around here.

Guy#1: Please dont tell him I said that.
by madcunnttt September 09, 2010
 
6.
A person with unusual accent that attracts alot of female attention.
You are such a Callum.
by Douchoid October 31, 2010
 
7.
Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.
Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god
by Used1105 December 29, 2011