and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!
A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"he's a callum"
The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires.
Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.
They always know just what to say to a women.
They are full of passion.
They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.
The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.
However, when taught properly a Callum can make for a great man servant.
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)