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A (generally) male person who's penis is wider than it is lengthy (one who had a choad). This label alludes to the shape of aforementioned genitalia: a cake -- generally having much greater girth than height -- is compared to the penis in question. Often thought of as more the realm of the exceedingly overweight or flabby.
Oneself to a friend: I hear MM is a total cakeboy, no wonder he's so lacking in the ass department
Friend: I've seen him drunk. Guy has a total choad. It's kinda gross.
by SSAchiquita December 28, 2005
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1.
Early 90's slang for what is now termed a metrosexual
"He's in a yellow camaro, skin so smooth, a buttercup boy from the funny school."
- Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Cake Boy"
by MJMizzle August 11, 2006
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2.
A very feminine male, also metrosexual.
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
by that black chick u all love July 14, 2005
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3.
"Cakeboy" is a term I first came across in Clueless. In this case, it is used to announce that the man is homosexual, and while some would describe it as hateful, I happen to think it is a rather nice word, and hope that someday it will be used by the general public to promote homosexuality. Rarer still is my creation "cakegirl" (not yet in circulation) which means "lesbian".
1. As gay man - "Yo Cher, your man Christian is a cakeboy".
by stranger December 20, 2004
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4.
a male homo; a dude that's gay.
That guy that works at the coffee place is a total cakeboy.
by BigDiesel May 25, 2004
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5.
Released as the B-side to 1992's "baby got back"
"Cakeboy" describes a fellow that will "take your girlfriend from ya" while at the same time "makin' your homeboys wonder"
A cakeboy is the sensitive sort of male that a dacade later would be known as a metrosexual that prefers "cappuchino latte", "drives a yellow camaro and may well "move to the old disco groove" though it may look "like a Chubby Checker nightmare".
"Get an around the way girl, and keep on bailin'
And if you're stuck with one of them stuck up ducks/
Huh, don't press your luck/
'Cause she'll leave you for what she enjoys/
It ain't a man, it's a straight up cakeboy!"
by 36linescreen February 18, 2005
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6.
a soft, feminine heterosexual male
Jerome ain't queer. He's just a muthafuckin cake boy!
by Nasty Nate June 23, 2003
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7.
a male that is often confused for being gay but is really straight
by Bat in Black August 04, 2003
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