by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
by Eris June 22, 2003
Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.
Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
by Nick D September 1, 2004
the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools
by Da Scrummage King May 7, 2010
A person's head. Called a cabbage because of the size/shape resemblance to the vegetable. A hip hop term.
When I'm attacking wack MCs I put automatics in the back of they cabbage and blast the cortex into fragments.
by psychicoctopus August 7, 2004
Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.
Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.
by The Ghetto Massive May 23, 2004
by Alex Wight January 19, 2004