Me: "Yeah sweet mate"
Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud
collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks
Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"
jiggas is jiggas
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!