CRISCO PARTY

AN ORGY IN WHICH ALL THE PARTICIPATES ARE COVERED IN CRISCO OR SOME KIND OF SIMILAR COOKING OIL.

LILL AND JILL HAD A CRISCO PARTY IN THEIR APARTMENT.

CRISCO PARTY by PSUDOFEDREN November 20, 2009

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Crisco Party

A small gathering where the group coats the hallway floor in a house with Crisco and take turns sliding down the hallway nude.

“While you were gone, we had a Crisco party! You should’ve seen your grandma sliding down the hallway on her bare ass!”

Crisco Party by Soupypoop January 18, 2020

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Crisco Party

Crisco Parties are gatherings held on Friday afternoons, traditionally a half an hour before the end of the work day, in honor of the completion of a research project.

I got drunk at the Crisco Party.

And we going to have a Crisco Party for EMEA?

Who's going to go to Safeway and get the booze for the Crisco Party?

Crisco Party by NotJanelle April 26, 2013

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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