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Corporate National News; a source where various forms of propaganda, and a good laugh can be found
Holy shit dude, i spent all night yelling at those fuckers on CNN before i realized those dumb bitchs can't hear me
by mista ska March 25, 2003
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"Why would anyone watch CNN?"
by star8706 February 02, 2003
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Communist News Network. Based in Atlanta and once controlled by billionare, Ted Turner. The Fox News Channel's worst nightmare.
CNN is extremly liberal and will rarely tell you the real story. The network will do anything to make Republicans, Christians, the religous right and those who represent or support "traditional" American values look corrupt and incompetent. I HATE CNN.
by krock1dk September 30, 2007
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The same as Fox News, except more subliminally promotes Washington's war propaganda and uses it's supposed "objectivity" to confuse the hell out of American viewers, who either mistake it for a "non-biased" or "left-leaning" news station. They're no different from the rest of the mainstream media, controlled by a small group of people who have an agenda.
Most trusted name in News for those that don't have BBC,satilite tv, or the internet.
by Sako December 28, 2003
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Catastrophe news network. While not quite at the propaganda proliferation level of Fox News and the like, this channel is nothing but an endless stream of inanity. Overplays everything. Their "journalism" is nothing but alternating hype and hackneyed commentary. Even comedy shows are better as far as noteworthy news content goes.
CNN reported saw a black flag covered in dildos at a gay pride parade and reported that ISIS had joined forces with lgbt advocates!

It is Fall of 2015 and CNN is still talking about Malaysia Airlines 370!
by Everything Is November 09, 2015
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Communist News Network

A news station widely comprised of communist commentators who care more about promoting their left-wing agenda than actual news. They are biased and unfair.
Damn those sons of bitches on CNN are fucked, let flip it to FOX news.
by tonsoffun1990 April 15, 2009
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Commie News Network
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the Jimmy Carter News Network
by Ford Fairlane September 11, 2004
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