CJ
-noun
A greasy male with a pube stache who is an annoying dickbag. "CJ" is oblivious to world around him, thus his personal hygiene suffers greatly. Known to listen to shitty classic rock on iPod speakers hung around his neck.

"CJ" mumbles terrible jokes under his breath, which smells so bad, people believe he has eaten a fart bubble.

All in all, "CJ" is a lazy cunt and gets in the way of people who are actually working.
Derek: Dude, Jim's is a disgusting fuck.
Arthur: We might as well call him CJ.

Pokedex: A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
Ash: Its just CJ, you ass monkey.

by jack meursault January 03, 2009
cj
an older jeep, for instance CJ-5, or CJ-7
That loser in a Wrangler just waved to me. I only wave at CJs.
by Nick Victim April 29, 2004
CJ
Gangsta from the park of averill..roams the streets of the skill lookin for his next victim..whos next bizzlenitch..it might just be you!!!
CJ's a mutha fuckin crazy nigga!!
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
CJ
People named CJ are serious dick heads.
They don't have the balls to go after who or what they really want.
They re extremely jealous over the people they like even though they have no claim because they wont make a move.
whos the asshole?
cj of course.
by way passed fed up June 26, 2009
CJ
CJ is a term originally coined by Trappist monks from La Trappe Abbey in Normandy, France. The terms was first used in 1664, in reaction to the relaxation of practices in many Cistercian monasteries. Cistercian monks were cast out to live out their life of devotional studies, prayer and penance in enclaves as a result of their severe acedia. Cisterian monks abstain from worldly pleasures such as women and basic hygiene. Unable to procreate due to a lack of testes, these monks often seek out the companionship of older women who've already bore children. However, due to strict vows taken upon entering the monastery, they resort to homosexual pleasuring of each other, most commonly refusing to bathe for weeks after these sexual encounters. Hence, the term "Cistercian Monk," or CM, took on a new idiom as "Cock Jerker" - aka "CJ." In modern usage, “CJ” refers to anyone that sleeps in until at least 11AM. In addition, a “CJ” will usually leave their shoes all over the house, not do dishes, never take out the trash, and essentially just occupy space in a dwelling. It’s kind of like having a dog that eats fast-food for breakfast, lunch and dinner and shits all over your house.

Also see – “Suck ass mule” and “Doucher.”
Damn CJ, quit shittin' in the mailbox.
by Boon Dock March 19, 2009
CJ
Stands for "constant joner", which is what Debloons had. Established by Lagonia and Debloons.
char bar: MOM! DAD! I'VE GOT A CJ!
"HEY LEAH LOOK! THAT GUY'S GOT A CJ FOR YOU!"
by The Russian Unabomber July 10, 2008
CJ
CJ is shorthand for Cheese-Jockey; an individual who is hired for an event in which his/her job is to choose and serve different cheeses. The term was coined in 2007 by the club Cheesy Not Cheesy in Gothenburg, Sweden in 2008.

The first known CJ is Cheeseboy representing Hildas Ost as a resident CJ at the above mentioned club.
- CJ Cheeseboy is serving up some mad cheese tonight!
by Japfreak March 24, 2008
Cj
an over eating disorder...That you eat till you expoled.
Man that guy probaly cjed once.
by CJCP06-07 January 01, 2007
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