CJ
-noun
A greasy male with a pube stache who is an annoying dickbag. "CJ" is oblivious to world around him, thus his personal hygiene suffers greatly. Known to listen to shitty classic rock on iPod speakers hung around his neck.

"CJ" mumbles terrible jokes under his breath, which smells so bad, people believe he has eaten a fart bubble.

All in all, "CJ" is a lazy cunt and gets in the way of people who are actually working.
Derek: Dude, Jim's is a disgusting fuck.
Arthur: We might as well call him CJ.

Pokedex: A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
Ash: Its just CJ, you ass monkey.

by jack meursault January 03, 2009

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A guy who is practically perfect, generally a theatre guy, goes for girls and is great at making them feel comfortable around him. He is always checking in to see if his girl is okay, and is always there for you.
OMG, cj just asked me out!
by Everything I say Is true May 14, 2015

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A guy who jacks off in the bathroom while playing Pokémon Go
Did you see Cj over there? Whats he doing?
by sharknado999 January 11, 2017

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a complete idiot that no one likes
look at cj he knows nothing
by turtlelover21 November 15, 2016

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Men get Blow Jobs (BJ) and women get Clit Jobs (CJ).
My beau gave me the best CJ last night in bed.
by Sheptucky June 21, 2016

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A man who is very nice and handsome, yet poops all over your chimney. He enjoys sports such as swimming, baseball, and soccer, but somehow manages to poop on everybody (even the coach) no matter how far away he is.
"Hey, did you see that caterpillar"
" I am the caterpillar"
"Let's go play tennis"
"Of course CJ"
by Randomizle January 09, 2015

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A girl who is a bitch backstabber. She will do anything for love even if it's not real epically dating her best friends bf. She tries to be cool and fit in but isn't very good at it. Don't date them because they are horrible at everything they try. They also are super annoying and are wayyyynto skinny
Guy: Did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: She's such a CJ

Guy: And that girls a skinny bitch
by Jazz Rielly October 10, 2014

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A female named cj is amazing at sex she is usually a darker hair girl. She makes the guys go crazy and makes every guy she passes get a bonner. She is the sexiest and hottest bitch you will ever meet. She's fun, crazy, and the life of the party. She sometimes obsessive but she makes it work. She can be a bitch at time and she thinks she always right so let her think she is no matter what. cj is the best.
Cj is coming over tonight.
by Bully bob Jr. June 04, 2016

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