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36.
CJ
-noun
A greasy male with a pube stache who is an annoying dickbag. "CJ" is oblivious to world around him, thus his personal hygiene suffers greatly. Known to listen to shitty classic rock on iPod speakers hung around his neck.

"CJ" mumbles terrible jokes under his breath, which smells so bad, people believe he has eaten a fart bubble.

All in all, "CJ" is a lazy cunt and gets in the way of people who are actually working.
Derek: Dude, Jim's is a disgusting fuck.
Arthur: We might as well call him CJ.

Pokedex: A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
Ash: Its just CJ, you ass monkey.

by jack meursault January 03, 2009
 
15.
CJ
From the old spanish origin meaning "Culo Job." Similar to the American rim job, where one person eats out the others bung hole. Regarded as a sacred sexual tradition in ancient times.
Kayla sure does give the best CJ's ever!
by radiokiller June 25, 2010
 
16.
CJ
1. a complete jerk
2. also, a douche
I can't believe what a CJ that guy ended up being, I hope he trips and falls on his face.
by Kris Patrickson November 10, 2010
 
17.
CJ
Computer Janitor.

A sysadmin, desktop support, network engineer, general IT person, etc.
One who keeps the computers tidy for others to use.
I'm a dev, not a cj, go get someone from the server room to do that.
by cazlab August 05, 2010
 
18.
noun- Derrogatory synonym for "vaginal secretion" dirrived from the first letters in the words, "cunt juice"
"She was so horny her CJ soaked right through her undies."
by Justin Butler November 17, 2003
 
19.
cj
Cj the meaning of cock juggler or cock junkie.
Chris is such a cj

I am a real good at cj
by Sheldizzle July 30, 2010
 
20.
cj
circle jerk
yo everyone is having a cj over mj dying
by quanchman July 02, 2009
 
21.
CJ
Usually a ginger, CJ's think everybody loves him. CJ's usually aren't aware of a secret group plotting their death. CJ's can be found wearing Yellow crusty mustard shoes and the same greasy Volcom hat everyday. CJ's are somewhat stupid, athletic, and Charming. After awhile people realize that CJ's REALLYx100 need a punch in the face.
Guy: Hey Ladies! *Winks*

Girl1: I have the sudden urge to punch that kid in the face

Girl2: He must be a CJ
by truday11 June 01, 2010