20 definitions by Sitbear

Twin Favor

When identical twins pose as each other for mutual benefit.

I called a twin favor for finals. I studied only History and English and took those tests twice while my sister took Math and Science twice.

by Sitbear May 11, 2021

Ling Ling

A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.

Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"

by Sitbear August 5, 2018

Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

by Sitbear September 4, 2018

Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 19, 2022

Circular Definition

Circular Definition

Circular Definition

by Sitbear April 28, 2021

CIA

A terrorist organization sponsored by American tax dollars.

Communism works well in theory, but in practice it gets upended by a CIA-sponsored coup.

by Sitbear April 9, 2021

Elizabeth Warren

Bernie Sanders but more establishment, less consistent, more gaffe-prone, more idpol cringe, and overall just worse.

At least Elizabeth Warren 2024 is better than Kamala Harris.

by Sitbear March 13, 2021