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Cedarville, NJ 

Cedarville, NJ aka "Skeeterville" is a shit-hole located in Lawrence Twp aka " Lawless" Twp in cumberland county New Jersey. It's shitty hall is run by part time employees that won't even live in the town they work in. The scoundrel members who dictate their whimsies upon the townsfolk are made up of egotistical ass-holes owning business interests in the area. " Skeeterville" is swarming with mosquitoes and any other type of insects that bite. Its the type of place that if you blink while driving you already went thru it and has more hunting clubs than women.
A young couple from Illville, NJ were looking to buy a home and their realtor mentioned there were homes available in Cedarville, NJ to which the buyers commented, " Awesome, it sure would be nice living in a town with no cops."
Cedarville, NJ by jpg3 December 14, 2010

Cedar Point Speed

A fast walk. The act of walking quickly from coaster in coaster in cedar point to beat those who are simply walking. Cedar point speed is the fastest speed you can get around the park since running is prohibited.
Girl: "Why are you running?"
Guy: "I'm not running, I'm on cedar point speed. I want to beat those kids to the top thrill dragster"
Cedar Point Speed by binksy2KX March 9, 2010

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.
hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin
cedar water by nipsey russell August 7, 2013

Cedar Point 

An amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. Has been voted 'Best Park on the Planet' eight years in a row. Opened in 1870 on the banks of Lake Erie. Is famed not only for its number of rollercoasters but also for its number of record breaks. Some of its popular rollercoasters include:

Blue Streak (1964)
Cedar Creek Mine Ride (1969)
Iron Dragon (1987)
Raptor (1994)
Millenium Force (2000)
Top Thrill Dragster (2003)

Has other series of thrill rides including:

Power Tower
Calypso
Cedar Point & Lake Erie Railroad
Demon Drop
The Sky Ride
Thunder Canyon
Cedar Point knows:

"You can't just build them, you have to build them big"
Cedar Point by Tum's Girl October 1, 2005

Cedar Shoals

Also referred to as: Cedar, The Shoals, Ceda Sho or Cedar Ho. Cedar Shoals is one of 2 high schools in Athens, Ga. It is the most ghetto filled school on Earth. 80% of the students are teenage parents. It is famous for its spicy chicken fridays. There is no other school like Cedar, nonetheless it is a great place, a home away from home. But pick your friends wisely or you might get shot! ONE CEDAR!
Cedar Shoals is the bomb! One Cedar!!!
Cedar Shoals by Zedsix October 13, 2011

Cedar Ridge Ministries 

Is an institution for "emotionaly challenged" boys between the ages of 7-18 years of age. It is located in Williamsport, Maryland which is about 9 miles west of Hagerstown, Md. They also have their own "on ground school" as well as their own christian radio station-WCRH 90.5 fm. You can learn more about them at their website at cedarridgeministries.org
I use to live at cedar ridge ministries back in the late 70's when I needed help growing up