C.D.S. can be defined as having a mouth that looks similiar to a bear trap. The world was created sometime during 2006 in eastern pennsylvania. For a person to be diagnosed with dreaded CDS their mouth must be able to cut through flesh. Other symptons of CDS are a shark-like appearance or dark circles under the eyes. Protruding lips, the look of having not slept in weeks or persistent crack coccain usage can also be attributed to CDS. A person should not be diagnosed with CDS unless they are extremely ugly and you are sure that they have at least 3 std's. If you come in contact with a CDS sufferer you should seek medical help immediatly. If CDS comes in contact with your skin, wash the infected area for 15 minutes while trying not to throw up. Remember, CDS is a very serious problem. Whenever you see a CDS sufferer you should alert the police and keep a 100 foot distance away from the mutaded sharks mouth.
A lion doesn't hunt out the strongest antalope, it goes after the little retarded one with the broken leg.

-A high school student after being asked why he hooked up with a C.D.S. sufferer.
by Grille Lady October 23, 2006
Top Definition
Cranial Dick Slap. To smack someone in or about the forehead region with ones penis.
Private McDaniel administered a CDS on Private Varner.
by bandit darville October 21, 2008
In legal or police jargon, CDS is an acronym for "Controlled Dangerous Substance".
The suspect was charged with possession of CDS.
by EJ Lugo April 27, 2006
slang term for marijuana
Hey man, come out to my car and let's listen to these cd's.

Dude, bring over some cd's tonight and we'll sit around a while.
by Woo July 25, 2003
(n) College Dick Sucker; someone who is willing to do anything and everything for college
I respect getting into good colleges, but that guy is just a total CDS
by Toilet Mike June 10, 2016
caucasian denial symptom - one someone white by birth, pretends that they are not to seem "cool"
People who spout random phrases that seem "black" but they use them far too often.
by What does it matter? April 30, 2003
Cock Deprivation Syndrome
yep, she's totally suffering from CDS.
by minuscipher March 23, 2011
An opening to a joke, the plural form of a form of data storage.
"You like CD's?"
"No, I have an iPod."
"Well, I bet you like to CD's nuts!"
by Trebuchet65 October 26, 2009
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