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CACB - (Calm As Can Be)

CACB is a commonly used acronym for the term "Calm as can be", often used by one to to state oneself's current status.
Person 1: Yo, calm down man, ctfd
Person 2: dont worry, im CACB
by Matrixx Mage March 18, 2010