During intercourse a woman of Asian decent (who be bangin a honkey-slash-homie) fears being disowned from her elitist family gene-pool due to a mix-raced baby. The archetype of said woman speaks English poorly, and commands her partner to "c'mon titty" or as professional spelunkers refer to it "if you would be so kind, please jizz on my stalagmites."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!