BUTT FUCK EGYPT The one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the Great War when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in Egypt and was craving human sexual relief.
East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.
*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
Random person: Where are you from?
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..