East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.
*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
Random person: Where are you from?
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..
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