Butterscotch Boss

Someone who looks Irish with a rich

car-a-mel skin tone. Is a minimum of 6’2”, with a red beard, claims to have an above average penis, and has a golf handicap of 12 or below. “FANTASTIC” is the word of choice when describing anything- with a red vein protruding through his/her forehead… his lie-mometer.

I hooked up with a butterscotch boss last night and my side walls are bruised, but damn that smooth caramel skin made everything better.

by ButterScotch Boss June 29, 2023

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Mr Butterscotch

Named after the movie hero who eats butterscotch candy. Watches only movies with Helga Sveen. Gets lost when hiking & looses bets a lot, but never admits it. Talks too fast so nobody can understand him. Likes saying boobs.

JT sees the numbers 8oo8
Mr Butterscotch: Hey look it says ‘BooB’

by cookiesforelmo July 4, 2018

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Butterscotch Popsicle

After performing anal sex on a dirty butthole, there is a brown slimy substance on the penis

Cathy really cleaned up that butterscotch Popsicle with her oral skills!

by shanky740 November 13, 2018

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Butterscotch Voice

An incredibly warm, sweet and rich vocal tone in any register, male or female, that is pure ear candy.

Diana Krall has an amazing butterscotch voice

by Whosmymuse February 23, 2023

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Butterscotch Weasel

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.

"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."

by abeautifulanus December 19, 2018

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