Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012

Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

butter the biscuit

when a surfer puts surf wax on his surfboard he is "buttering the biscuit."

"hey bro i bailed on that last one. chill while i go butter the biscuit."

by cody sas February 22, 2008

butter your biscuits

After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.

"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!

by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003

butter my biscuits

to cum all over a womans ass after sex

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"

by i love the bagina August 8, 2009

BUTTER MY BISCUIT

A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.

SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.

by Iliketothinkimcool October 29, 2022

buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 27, 2006